100% Bad Head ([info]joybeans) wrote in [info]nouglymommas,
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Application



1) Your name - Joy

2) Your age - 25

3) Names/Ages of children - Michael 8 and Nolan 2

4) Special talents - I can stick my tongue up my nose, wrap my legs around my head and pee standing up.

5) Be honest now, do the curtains match the carpet? - It's more like a rug, but no. heh

6) You're stranded alone on a deserted island. What three things would you want? - my husbands walkman that plays mp3, eyeliner (for eyebrows and eyelining) and a cell phone so I can call someone to come get my ass.

7) What is the one thing you wish most for the world? - An honest government with real freedoms.

8) Describe your biggest flaws/quirks/physical abnormalities and why they should be overlooked or considered hot - I think my nose is too big and consider that a flaw, but somehow it still works with my face. Maybe it's the big teeth that even it out? Alot of people think my eyebrow obsession is quirky, but thin brows are hot. I don't think I have any physical abnormalities, I mean, there's no dead twin head stuck to my ass or anything.

9) If you were to write and star in a porno, what would the title be? - Joyful Comings

10) If you had to take a money shot for the camera in said porno, which place would you prefer you take it? - A pearl necklace would be alright.


Now, on with the pics!

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sexy boobie shot


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this is my "I probably don't like you" snarl pic. heh


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Obligatory finger in facial orifice pic.



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[info]sherry777

August 23 2005, 14:10:02 UTC 6 years ago

Yes

However, I think you would also look lovely as a brunette.

[info]joybeans

August 23 2005, 14:16:09 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Yes

Thanks!

I actually am a brunette. My skin is so pale though, it makes me look all washed out and unintentionally goth. heh

[info]jucifer

August 23 2005, 15:12:23 UTC 6 years ago

yes

duh. :)

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:12:44 UTC 6 years ago

Re: yes

thanks! :o)

[info]mrs__smith

August 23 2005, 15:18:44 UTC 6 years ago

YES!!

very hot.

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:13:03 UTC 6 years ago

Re: YES!!

*flattered*

Thanks!

[info]pamagain

August 23 2005, 16:11:43 UTC 6 years ago

Yes!

Of course!

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:13:15 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Yes!

Weeeeeeee!

[info]lucybebe

August 23 2005, 16:14:07 UTC 6 years ago

Yes

finally someone who is actually hot

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:13:25 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Yes

Wow, thanks! :o)

[info]fkgirl

August 23 2005, 17:01:29 UTC 6 years ago

Yes

I love beantits!

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:13:47 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Yes

You can have all the beantits you want, Hotty McHotterton!

[info]thirty_three

August 23 2005, 17:06:30 UTC 6 years ago

A world of yes.

How could I say no???

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:13:58 UTC 6 years ago

Re: A world of yes.

Awweeee! :o)

[info]marie626

August 23 2005, 18:22:30 UTC 6 years ago

Yes

:)

[info]jinxgoddess

August 23 2005, 21:16:40 UTC 6 years ago

Yes

.

[info]preachan_sidhe

August 23 2005, 23:13:14 UTC 6 years ago

Yes

You are hot. We don't share the same sense of style, but your face has a classic moviestar circa 1940's kind of beauty. I liked pic 5 the best. :)

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:14:28 UTC 6 years ago

Re: Yes

Thanks! I dig the whole Bettie Page thing and I think the era was awesome. :o)

[info]_implied_

August 23 2005, 23:29:28 UTC 6 years ago

do you HAVE any other face then that one??

because that one makes me want to type one handed ;)

YES!

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 01:14:53 UTC 6 years ago

Re: do you HAVE any other face then that one??

lmao

I read that in my email and was thinking "actually, I don't..." haha

[info]_implied_

6 years ago

[info]elixxir

August 24 2005, 00:23:07 UTC 6 years ago

Yep

.

[info]cassandrakfreaq

August 24 2005, 03:17:32 UTC 6 years ago

yes

you should have challenged someone dude....that would have been WAY more exciting ;)

[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 15:24:04 UTC 6 years ago

Re: yes

Ha! I hadn't even thought of that.

[info]mrs__smith

6 years ago

[info]mrs__smith

August 24 2005, 16:04:54 UTC 6 years ago

*STAMPED*

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[info]joybeans

August 24 2005, 16:46:21 UTC 6 years ago

Re: *STAMPED*

w00t!

I'd like to thank the academy...
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